LOCAL SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|BIG SCORE ALERT!

Well folks, you ain't gonna believe this! Our very own smooth-talking con artist just pulled off a heist so impressive, it's got the whole town gossiping. He/She hit the bank clean, making off with a fortune. The police are on the case, but so far, this charmer has managed to slip through their nets. Word on the street is that he/she might be headi